Never Trust A Fart White Sticker
There are a handful of things that pretty much everyone knows. Never Trust a Fart is the one that everyone knows but won't talk about. Now you can remind the world by putting this sticker on your car, your hard hat, or even your phone.
VINYL DETAILS
- Size: 3" wide x 2.25" tall
- Vinyl Type: premium white vinyl with strong adhesive & matte coating to making them waterproof, scratchproof and made to last
- Care: Hand wash, air dry (NOT recommended for the dishwasher)
PROCESSING INFORMATION:
- Processing: 3 business days (plus transit)
- Free First Class shipping (stamp, no tracking) within the U.S. (3-10 days delivery time); shipping with tracking, expedited, and international shipping is available at checkout.
See charts below or click here to go to the page.
How to Measure:
BODY LENGTH: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
Charts:
Unisex T-Shirt - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 8.25 | 8.625 | 9.125 | 9.625 | 10.25 | 10.5 |
Ladies' T-Shirt - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Body Width | 17 | 19 | 21 | 23 | 25 |
| Body Length | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29.5 |
| Sleeve Length | 7.25 | 7.5 | 7.75 | 8 | 8.25 |
Unisex Long Sleeve - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33.5 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 39.5 |
Unisex Tank Top - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Ladies' Running Tank - Soft & Stretchy, 100% Polyester
| (in inches) | XS | S | M | L | XL |
| Body Width | 33.125 | 34.625 | 36.25 | 39.375 | 42.5 |
| Body Length | 25.25 | 26.75 | 28.375 | 31.5 | 34.625 |
Ladies' Racerback Tank - Lightweight, 60% cotton + 40% polyester
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| Body Length | 27.5 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 | 29.5 |
Kids T-Shirt - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | XS | S | M | L | XL |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Body Length | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25 | 26.5 |
| Sleeve Length | 5.375 | 6 | 6.5 | 7 | 7.5 |
Toddler T-Shirt - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M |
| Body Width | 9.75 | 10.25 | 10.75 | 11 |
| Body Length | 12.5 | 13 | 13.5 | 14 |
| Sleeve Length | 3.25 | 3.5 | 3.75 | 4 |
Baby Bodysuit - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 8.25 | 8.625 | 9.125 | 9.625 | 10.25 | 10.5 |
Standard shipping within the United States is FREE.
For items less than $10 in price, standard shipping means stamped mail without tracking. Standard shipping with tracking is available for an upgraded price of $3. For any item above $10, tracking is automatically forwarded when your order is fulfilled. Priority and Expedited shipping upgrades are available at checkout, which adjusts transit time not processing time.
Shipping outside of the United States is calculated by item weight and will be calculated at checkout. Canadian rates are less, but Canadian addresses often require duties, tarrifs, or fees.
NOTE: Lisa Kay Designs is not responsible for any taxes, duties, or fees levied on packages once they have left the United States. Each country has different methods of determining when and how much fee or tax charged on imported items. If your customs center determines a tax, fee, or duty is due on your package, you will have to pay all moneys due before they will release the package to you.
