Never Trust A Fart White Sticker
There are a handful of things that pretty much everyone knows. Never Trust a Fart is the one that everyone knows but won't talk about. Now you can remind the world by putting this sticker on your car, your hard hat, or even your phone.
- Size: 3" wide x 2.25" tall
- Vinyl Type: premium white vinyl with strong adhesive & matte coating to making them waterproof, scratchproof and made to last
- Care: Hand wash, air dry (NOT recommended for the dishwasher)
- Processing: 3 business days (plus transit)
- All stickers have First-Class shipping which means put into an envelope with a First Class Stamp attached and your invoice address copied and pasted onto an envelope. Upgrades are available at checkout: First Class with tracking, Express, or international.
- Commercial use, file sharing, or reselling my designs is not allowed. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but theft is theft.
See charts below or click here to go to the page.
How to Measure:
BODY LENGTH: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
Unisex T-Shirt - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
Ladies' T-Shirt - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
Unisex Long Sleeve - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
Unisex Tank Top - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
Ladies' Running Tank - Soft & Stretchy, 100% Polyester
Ladies' Racerback Tank - Lightweight, 60% cotton + 40% polyester
Kids T-Shirt - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
Toddler T-Shirt - Mid-weight, 100% Cotton
Baby Bodysuit - Lightweight, 100% Cotton
Anything under 2 oz (read stickers, art prints, or single note cards) ships free with a USPS First Class Stamp. This has no tracking information.
Anything between 2 oz and 13 oz ships for a flat rate of $4 using USPS First Class Parcel shipping.
Anything over 13 oz ships for a flat rate of $9 using USPS Priority Shipping or UPS ground, whichever is cheapest and fastest.
All purchases greater than $50 ships free. Thank you!
NOTE: Lisa Kay Designs is not responsible for any taxes, duties, or fees levied on packages once they have left the United States. Each country has different methods of determining when and how much fee or tax charged on imported items. If your customs center determines a tax, fee, or duty is due on your package, you will have to pay all moneys due before they will release the package to you.